We’re being thrown out of our office because of you, Justin, but we’re not mad! In fact, we have a proposal for you…
Dear Justin Bieber,
Welcome to Norway, welcome to Oslo, and welcome to Chateau Neuf! We here at Radio Nova are also at Chateau Neuf. We don’t believe that you’ve heard about us, and we’ll be the first to admit that we aren’t beliebers…but like everyone else, we listen to your music when we’re alone. We turn on Spotify’s private mode and enjoy your hit songs, and we sing along. We can admit that. If we’re going to be completely honest, a piece of our heart loves you. We know it and you know it.
While you’re here in Norway, you’ll be playing a concert at Chateau Neuf. We think that’s awesome. In a way, you’re visiting us, because our headquarters are located at Chateau Neuf. But because you’re coming to our house, we’re being thrown out of our office. We know that this wasn’t your decision, but we see some irony in the situation. We can’t make radio and play new music from new and unknown artists because one of the biggest superstars in the world is having a concert in another part of the building. But, Justin, we aren’t mad at you. Radio Nova doesn’t judge you. We’ll be making radio as usual, so don’t worry.
We have something in common, Justin. We know you enjoy a good party, and we at Radio Nova do too. If you want to party after your concert at Chateau Neuf, come to Radio Nova. We invite you to a party at our office. If you come and join us, we can promise you a great party. And you can join our traditional “nattsending” (night show). It means that you can go on air, live and uncensored. We’re pretty sure you’ll love it. At least we do.
Only Senkveld will get the chance to interview you when you’re here in Oslo. We know that. But still – we’re inviting you to our place. We’re inviting you to party with us, Justin. At Radio Nova, you’ll get the opportunity to talk about the things YOU care about on air. No stupid questions will be asked. No commercials. Just talk about the things you care about and play the music YOU care about. No matter what it is. We’re not asking for an interview. We’re giving you an opportunity! You can say what you want, and talk about the things you want to talk about. You can, for example, say Sorry, if that feels right to you. We know you want to do this.
We hope you want to visit us while you’re here in Oslo and at Chateau Neuf. It’s not a long trip! You’re already in the house, and you’ll always be able to find us on the fourth floor. If you come to party with us, we’ll pay for the beer (and that is kind of a big deal here in Norway) – we promise. Because we really aren’t mad at you. We’re not that kind of people.
We just have one more thing to say to you: Welcome! Welcome, Justin Bieber! Welcome to Norway, welcome to Oslo, and welcome to the party of your life at Radio Nova.
You know where to find us.
Always on FM 99,3 DAB and radionova.no (even when Justin Bieber visits Chateau Neuf).